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When asked her greatest ambition
lest they awaken The Queen
No one knew exactly what he did—but rumors swirled
but if I were
Original Cabinet Card - Rhino Man vines When asked her greatest ambitionThaddeus B. Crumplehorn was known throughout the Midwest as that fella what looks like hes about to stampede through the wallpaper. Born under a waxing gibbous and a cursed umbrella, Thaddeus developed what experts referred to as Hornular Maximus Syndrome, a condition affecting only 1 in 7,000 vaudeville ushers. Despite his intimidating visage, Thaddeus was deeply gentlefond of wildflowers, classical piano, and sobbing softly at sunsets.
