Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL The word "because" and "is"

The word "because" and "is" are set in smaller

Below the illustration

This is a pun on the band name Pearl Jam

The yarn ball is compact and neatly centred

Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL The word "because" and "is"A pitch perfect send up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two letter symbol "Yn" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line "atomic mass: unknowable". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text,