Not My Fault T-Shirt Size:3XL thinner boards and fewer dollars

thinner boards and fewer dollars come out

and offcut

For the woodworker who considers a tape measure an essential carry item and whose idea of splurging is a new set of chisels

and pure poetry every time a blade meets a log

Not My Fault T-Shirt Size:3XL thinner boards and fewer dollarsThis tee says 'Not my fault. He sets me down, then forgets where.' and if you've ever torn apart your entire shop looking for the pencil that was behind your ear the whole time, you already know this hits uncomfortably close to home. Every woodworker has a pencil nemesis, and apparently that pencil has thoughts about the situation. For the woodworker who blames the tools, the tape measure, the sawdust, literally anything except themselves this shirt