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Auden wrote all your favorite stanzas While the Puppy Sleeps Yeah, while the puppy sleeps Well, I take out the trash And feed the cat Well, I read the paper Free from needle tooth caper First we slow dance in sock feet Then we pole-vault in a track-meet No Thanks to You We were down so down We were blue so blue We sure were in a bind But now were making it through these trying times Were gonna do fine no thanks to you It is hard so hard Sometimes we dont know what to do You act like it is a crime Just to survive trying times Were gonna do fine no thanks to you Your nasty little comments they sure do cut deep But were not gonna listen to another ugly peep Were gonna do fine no thanks to you All Kinds I am a lonely guy I sit around the house getting high My only friends are dealers and dolers All we have in common are psychoactive compounds Sitting in their sad living rooms That smell like stale mounds of semen I am a lonely man I crave companionship All in flannel I watch the scramble channel For a glimpse of the goodness that I never get to handle His sad little obsession is a digital impression Of a darling little girl that he adores What really toots his whistle is a certain set of pixels Of a darling little girl that he adores Expiration Day I'm a machinist at the Springfield armory Just slightly ahead of my time But I don't make much money So I sell eggs and chickens on the side I'm good at what I do And I take great pride But I don't make much money So I sell eggs and chickens on the side And my wife does love me But she can't realize Why I won't go back down south And leave the armory behind But I love my job I'll shave metal until I die And until I do I'll take on any extra thing it takes to provide And I know it'll kill me Breathing all those fumes But Id sooner sniff solution Than a baker's dozen hothouse blooms And my wife does love me But she can't realize Why I won't go back down south And leave the armory behind But I feel it is important What I do upon my lathe I pledge to do this detail work Until my expiration day Cobalt Blue The sky went papal purple as they started plowing forth They gunned it over the grapevine they gave it all it's worth When they glided to the valley floor the dark was like a blanket That they pulled over their heads both crazy and complacent They were hurtling toward something that they didn't understand Propelled out of a past that was beyond their command Dust was like magic sprinkled settling on the dash As his hand finally found and pushed aside her pants They struggled like constrictors they snapped together tight They moved in concert instinctively and right 'til big ripples of vibrations erupted from within The middle of the both of them, shook their foundations Flew from that fragrant forest funny soaring through the night With a sizzle that was certain to short-circuit and ignite It was fuel for speculation calculations conjured up And the energy released was like some opium They used their euphoria like a force-field To shield them from the future from the inevitable How smoothly power shifted from night into day Morning didn't break so much as it did infiltrate They were dirty and delirious they were damn near out of gas So they took a truck-stop exit in the shadow of mount shasta And over eggs and toast and coffee they conversed convincingly Convinced of their good fortune conspiratorially Simple slingshot old "sink or swim" Ending was entirely dependent on their invention It wasn't wrong of them if that's what you think They did what they had to do they acted out of instinct It was human nature that bound them together They performed precisely as mathematics dictated Adirondacks Queen Elizabeth park Where my mood's always stark And those damned ole bridges are always under construction Up about the Hudson bay Where the water-treatment plant stays And the boys in the break-room play with the microwave Who's in the hospital But Alan from the sports track he's been riddled Who's in the orphanage But the future son-in-law of Billy Higgins Grinding ax in the Adirondacks Grinding ax on the Adirondacks What about the carpet plant Where your sister is a giant She runs that thing tighter than the QE2 What about Dawson bridge Where suicide is a cinch Nobody in the city can even see you fall Who's in the shopping center But those thrifty twits from across the river Who works at the flour mill But a bunch of Russians eating three square meals There is the stadium Where you go to watch your daughter and son Getting dirty and getting acclimated There is the radio tower It's a billion watts of pure power If I stray off that way I always end up getting wasted Who hands out at Richmond park But a bunch of cute boys wearing argyle socks Who hangs at the skating rink But a doctor from the college who knows how to wink Miscellaneous Lyrics Everybody Can Change (from KCRWs Rare on Air Vol.2 CD, 1995) He always crushed the velvet He used to shear the sheep But he gave up that demon tobacco Turned over a new leaf Everybody can change Everybody can change Look at Mother Nature Everybody can change She polished her complextion In a Doctor's lair It cost her an arm and a leg But at least her face is clear Everybody can change Everybody can change Look at Mother Nature Everybody can change He always hated spiders They were his deepest horror But now he's got cobwebs in his brain He sits in a sticky parlor Everybody can change Everybody can change Look at Mother Nature Everybody can change She said she's never marry Everybody agreed But then she met a boy with an evil ploy And now she's married to me Everybody can change Everybody can change Look at Mother Nature Everybody can change How Can I Face Tomorrow